Jack entered the Bar.He went to the Bartender.
Jack : Can I get a Beer?
Man : Yeah I will get a Chill one sir
Jack to himself, the only item where a waiter never asks whether chill/hot.. Beers are very self explanatory.The bartender gives him the mini beer and Jack starts drinking.
Man : Yeah I will get a Chill one sir
Jack to himself, the only item where a waiter never asks whether chill/hot.. Beers are very self explanatory.The bartender gives him the mini beer and Jack starts drinking.
Man : Hey, May I sit here?
Jack : Yeah of course, You can sit anywhere, I don't own your butt.
Man : I am used to your sarcastic talks mate. We studied together in same class.
Jack : I don't have the habit of remembering nerds!!
Man : Well, How is Federer and George? Hope you remember them?
Jack : They are my friends not jerks like you
Man: Thats enough
Jack : I haven't yet started.... Well, I exclaimed about the beer!!!
The man left the place without further notice, portraying explicitly that he was annoyed.
Jack : You are proving it man. You are a damn jerk
Jack leaves the bar with another mini beer and a packet of cigarettes. He reaches the road. It was a scene of chaos. A car standing at the front part of the road remained without a driver. It caused a hurdle in clearing the traffic. Police men arrived and eased the situation. The vehicles were moving with the remaining spaces in the road. It took 20 minutes instead of ten minutes for the vehicles to clear. Jack was surveying the area.
He finally got settled with the bus stop.
The reasons were
1. It was a Shady place
2. Comfortable enough to drink and smoke
3. An attractive gal was standing there.
(Actually the 3rd option should have come first)
Gal : Hey hi! can you please tell me when the bus to Paris will come?
Jack: Well, it should have come before 30 minutes. Since its traffic, I guess it got delayed. It may reach anytime miss.
Gal : Do you know its number?
Jack : Dont worry Miss, I will help you in boarding the bus.
Gal : I dont want to interfere in your work. If you have other works, please carry on.
Jack : There is no work much important than help you in boarding the bus. I am a humanitarian. I always love to serve people.
She gave a approving nod. She wanted her work to be done. She is used to these kinds of guys and situations. She modestly agreed.
Their conversation was disturbed by the loud curses of a old man. His car was at the rear side of the road and this tedious location fuelled his anger. Jack went near him and lended his cigarette packet.
Jack : Lucky fellow!!
Gal : Lucky? I guess the driver would become very sinful, even in his next births. The curses are so bad.
Jack : I guess he will become more sexier in other births, may be very rich too.
Gal : How?
Jack : All sinful persons are very handsome, all casanovas.. Dont you know? Its the good ones and geniuses who look dull!!
After a few minutes, the bus came and jack helped her in boarding the bus. He then walked slowly and reached the car of the unknown driver. Then casually he took his car keys and started to drive.
The old man felt horror struck. Jack turned back and smiled at the oldman through the car window...... defnitely it was a mesmerising smile!!!!!!
Man : Well, How is Federer and George? Hope you remember them?
Jack : They are my friends not jerks like you
Man: Thats enough
Jack : I haven't yet started.... Well, I exclaimed about the beer!!!
The man left the place without further notice, portraying explicitly that he was annoyed.
Jack : You are proving it man. You are a damn jerk
Jack leaves the bar with another mini beer and a packet of cigarettes. He reaches the road. It was a scene of chaos. A car standing at the front part of the road remained without a driver. It caused a hurdle in clearing the traffic. Police men arrived and eased the situation. The vehicles were moving with the remaining spaces in the road. It took 20 minutes instead of ten minutes for the vehicles to clear. Jack was surveying the area.
He finally got settled with the bus stop.
The reasons were
1. It was a Shady place
2. Comfortable enough to drink and smoke
3. An attractive gal was standing there.
(Actually the 3rd option should have come first)
Gal : Hey hi! can you please tell me when the bus to Paris will come?
Jack: Well, it should have come before 30 minutes. Since its traffic, I guess it got delayed. It may reach anytime miss.
Gal : Do you know its number?
Jack : Dont worry Miss, I will help you in boarding the bus.
Gal : I dont want to interfere in your work. If you have other works, please carry on.
Jack : There is no work much important than help you in boarding the bus. I am a humanitarian. I always love to serve people.
She gave a approving nod. She wanted her work to be done. She is used to these kinds of guys and situations. She modestly agreed.
Jack : Lucky fellow!!
Gal : Lucky? I guess the driver would become very sinful, even in his next births. The curses are so bad.
Jack : I guess he will become more sexier in other births, may be very rich too.
Gal : How?
Jack : All sinful persons are very handsome, all casanovas.. Dont you know? Its the good ones and geniuses who look dull!!
After a few minutes, the bus came and jack helped her in boarding the bus. He then walked slowly and reached the car of the unknown driver. Then casually he took his car keys and started to drive.
The old man felt horror struck. Jack turned back and smiled at the oldman through the car window...... defnitely it was a mesmerising smile!!!!!!
